Tuesday, January 29, 2008

All Er Nuthin'

[Stating the obvious to tell a lousy joke.]
The Republican Florida primary is Winner-Take-All. Meaning that whoever comes in second (it'll be Romney) gets as many delegates (zero) as the guy who comes in last (Rudy, I hope). The Democratic Florida primary has been disavowed. Meaning the winner (she who must not be named) will get as many delegates as me (zero).

The Joke is that Florida has held as many honest and fair elections this decade as Turkmenistan. Whoever gets the most votes will probably lose the vote count.

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