Friday, October 03, 2008

Sex and the Hemisphere

John McCain, says senior foreign policy adviser Richard Fontaine, knows Latin America because he screwed a Brazilian hottie a half century ago. This is a fascinating concept called Sexual Diplomacy. You can't really understand a country or region until you've had coitus with the locals.

It explains a lot. The case of Sarah Palin flirting with Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari, the dalliance that earned Zardari a fatwa back home, is just the McCain-Palin way of getting to know the region. Although some rather disturbing images come to mind regarding McCain's close relationship with Georgia President Saakashvili. You see, Newsweek last week said McCain Loves Misha Saakashvili.

Loves? Like in a biological sense? Ewwww!

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